Wednesday, May 29, 2002
A BOOB-FLASH IN THE PAN IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH
Rabbit,
Let’s put aside the blah blah blah and actually find out how your site is stacking up against, oh, the rest of the world out there. I’d say you’re doing pretty well, at least compared to certain Hitleriffic things out there. However, it’s pretty clear to all that Rabbit Blog doesn’t stand much of a chance against Willow. Even against other rabbits, it’s not clear how successful you are.
What are you doing to keep up with the rest of the world? The cynic would suggest that if you go by the standards of www.whatsbetter.com, the answer is pretty clear: tlp.com needs more t and a. But lo, this is not true. As of this note, Einstein is the number one item online. Given this state of affairs, I think it’s probably easier to come up with a little boob-flash than it is another theory of relativity.
So how ‘bout it?
Paul
Hey Paul!
Hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball!
Boob-flash is the easy way out, Paul. You know I like to do things the hard way. You know I don't take shortcuts. You know I like to win whatsbetter.com the old-fashioned way - by eaaaarrrrrning it.
Boob-flash is for pussies. And the pink bra, and the Catholic school girl skirt? Come now. Ari Fleischer could look sexy in that outfit. Please! That's as cheap as throwing a dinner party and only serving things that are covered in melted cheese. Sure, your guests will love every bite, but afterwards, they'll feel sick, and the sight of you will make them retch.
Now, naturally, the pancakes on the head are a whole different story. I definitely have got to get some publicity shots with the pancakes on the head. That shit is hot.
Rabbit
10:32 AM
